One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer’s wife Frannie came to the door.
“Is your husband home, Ma’am?” he asked.
“Sure is. He’s over t’cow barn.”
“Well, I have some important items to show him, Ma’am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?”
“Shouldn’t…He’s the one with the beard and mustache.”